Dear Diary,
Please stop me before this ever happens again....
1. don't go out with Leia when you'll end up being the 3rd wheel.
2. never let anyone know what sort of undies you might wear, especially in a department store.
3. make sure to bring lunch money.
4. if I feel anywhere as bad as Kyle might feel right now without eating, please tell me to force feed him cookies or something.
I feel so awful today. I must be crazy to go shopping for undies with Leia and Nick. Yes, I said Nick. She somehow roped him in to taking us to the mall. What has got in to her?
a. she's boy crazy.
b. she's Nick crazy.
c. she likes to put me in horrible situations.
I know she doesn't see it that way because Leia naturally has Nick wrapped around her little finger. I shouldn't have been there, but perhaps she has my big toe wrapped around one of those other fingers because she dragged me along.
It was awful. Now he knows I'm a boys brief kind of girl. I wonder what he thinks that means? God, you don't think, he thinks.....that I have a crush on Leia? You think?
I'm so glad to be home. In my own room. Alone. The house is quiet. Just me and Henry (he's asleep by my bed, too fat to get on it, I'm afraid.) And I have a bag of microwave popcorn to satisfy my hunger along with a ginger ale.
I vow.....
1. go to bed early.
2. get all my homework done.
3. wear my own clothes to school that I put out the night before.
4. eat breakfast.
5. bring my lunch.
6. e-mail kyle.
7. get this new hat done that I just started. I really don't need to be put under the microscope by one of Leia's many boyfriends.
Later,
L
To answer your question on the hair: I don't really do anything. I blowdry it...it's hell though, don't be fooled. I can't curl it, ever. And your friend Leia has a cool name. Is her brother Luke? If you did not get the joke, don't worry about it. If you did get it, and actually laughed, I think we could be very good friends.
ReplyDeleteI agree Fergie has the body and status to wear whatever she feels like, and if one can't admire that, then what can one admire?
ReplyDeleteI'm confused by this post - is this your real life? What I would do if I were in your sitch, is talk about all the boys I like in front of this Nick guy, and then "bump into him" while your knickers shopping again (and "accidentally" show him your new favourite lacy knickers you just bought) .
Probs crap advice because I don't know you or any background info, I'm just trying to help.
Lol.
Romany
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wait, is this true or is it fictional?
ReplyDeleteYou vowed to got to bed early?
ReplyDeleteI hope it was earlier than I went to sleep yesterday :/ Jessy and I were up all hours.
Cool blogs for April so far :D Thanks for the comment.
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Undie shopping with Nick? :$
ReplyDeleteThat must have been so embarassing x)